Hamas Exposes Dastardly Israeli Plot!

Will Israel stop at nothing in its wicked ways?

News reaches us direct from Hamas itself that a plot to "corrupt the young" of the Gaza Strip has been uncovered. That's right, the aggressive oppressors have been exporting chewing gum laced with an aphrodisiac into the region - chewing gum laced with an aphrodisiac!

"We have discovered two types of stimulants that were introduced into the Gaza trip from Israeli border crossings," a Hamas police spokesman told the French news agency [AFP]. "The first type is presented in the form of chewing gum and the second in the form of drops."

According to the report, the coastal territory's Hamas rulers claim to have detained several members of a gang involved in the import over the last two years who "admitted during the investigation they were linked to the Zionist intelligence services."

So far the Israeli Defence Forces have refused to comment on the allegations, no doubt shamed by the nature of the plot uncovered by the doughty torturers, er..., interrogators of the Hamas police force. That most taciturn of communicators, nobody from the IDF has been willing to come forward to apologise for their shameless conspiracy, though an anonymous source has broken ranks to be the sole whistleblower:

...one army source was quoted by AFP as calling the story "absurd."

It surely can't be long before the brave crusaders for truth at Press TV pick up on this?